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March 2, 2004 · Posted in imported 

March 29, 2004

Easter Funnies
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!.

What do you get if you cross a ‘Jackaroo’- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien?
You get a ‘hare-brained’ Jackyl!

Posted by Julie at 05:57 PM | Comments (1) | Jokes

FloppyI work an overnight shift. My usual routine sometimes involves taking care of “The Little Guy” after I get off shift.

Today, I fell asleep after giving a fresh bottle. Mommy woke up and was watching both us slumber. Then I woke up.

Look what happened!

Posted by Allan at 02:05 PM | Comments (0) | Photo

March 28, 2004

messyWhat is stickier than;
1. Molasis
2. Honey
3. Contact cement
4. Super Glue

and more slippery than;
1. Snot on a doorknob
2. greased cat poop

But cute as a bug at the same time?

Answer

Posted by Allan at 11:24 PM | Comments (0) | Photo

March 25, 2004

Humph!Lookie what I am!


Find out what kind of driver you are!

Posted by Allan at 12:13 PM | Comments (0) | Ramblings

March 17, 2004

My question of the dayDid you know that Cats Can Fly?

Ever heard of a Coke Sniffer?

What would you do if this happened to you?

Be Honest! All Married couples out there had done this, right?

How about; Why Men Don’t Ask for Directions

I’m going to burn for this one!

This ever happen to you?

Posted by Allan at 05:09 AM | Comments (0) | Ramblings

March 16, 2004

funnyThis is just about the funniest thing I have ever seen!


ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  

Posted by Allan at 08:36 AM | Comments (0) | Jokes

March 08, 2004

BedBugzLook what we found in our bed this morning!

“Click” on the image for short movie clip.

Update! This clip plays best with Windows Media Player 9. Now is a Windows Media file.
Also, It is large file and I dont recommend trying to play it across a slow dial-up connection.

Posted by Allan at 10:48 AM | Comments (1) | Photo

New TunesI made some updates to my Radio.Blog.
Click the graffic below…


or go to www.jaab.net and use graffic as a guide on where to click.
Enjoy

Posted by Allan at 09:17 AM | Comments (0) |

March 03, 2004

The Passion of the ChristSo far, I have not seen the movie yet.
What are your thoughts?

…….One is that he died for US and the other is about how we are suppose to pray for people that have wronged us. It became so clear to me as I watched him take his punishment. Not one time did he beg for his life. Then at the very end when he prayed and said “Forgive them Father, for they don’t know any better”. That was like a huge lightbulb going off in my head……

Coutesy of Mookie’s Blog

Posted by Allan at 03:44 AM | Comments (1) | Ramblings

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